This is why onco's my favorite quadder. But no matter how many times he insightfully explains the magic trick in the middle of the act, the jig is never up, because rhox's deep-seated insecurities defy all rational thought.
Since I'm the one challenged here, I'll make a few modifications to the proposed docket and we'll have ourselves a showdown.
1. I reject your "Ban my ip address, quit quadradius forever!" bullshit pledge, because changing an ip address is trivial, and you'd just register another account. If I wanted you banned from this site, I'd do it myself.
So if you lose, you must appear on webcam, nude, in a full-body shot with the word "DAYA" painted somehow on your chest, and then recite (either from memory, or by reading an off-camera script) a <1000 word admission of defeat which I will compose. The admission of defeat must be delivered verbatim, and the video must be delivered to me at 640x480 resolution, 15+ frames per second, in focus and without any clever blocking or masking of your shame. The audio must be clear and audible without significant background noise. You will sign a release form (which I will provide) which gives me all rights to said footage. To protect your identity, you may opt to place a paper bag over your head, so long as the word "LOSER" is visibly written on it, and a mouth hole is cut so it does not muffle the sound of your admission of defeat too badly.
It seems unfair that you should wager everything and I risk nothing, so I encourage you to devise stakes of your own, however I will probably not accept anything that forces me to reveal my identity in public (due to my association with certain groups as part of my radio programme). I'm sure you can come up with something interesting in any case.
2. Because it's so annoying to play you due to constant bitching and moaning, I will only play 7 games with you. I don't give a shit if you don't think this is enough to overcome the randomness inherent in QR, if you're so good you shouldn't be dropping any games at all.
I won't schedule them either, (This is my hobby, not a job), so it's your responsibility to sit in the lobby and wait for me. I play quite a bit of quadradius and almost never see you in the lobby, so you'll have to step it up. (I suggest playing guests and having another window open to monitor the lobby) As 47, or any of the other people who have played regularly with me know, I do not like to play a lot of games in a row, so you'll have to content yourself with losing once or twice a day. My opinion of your personal honor is pretty low, so I fully expect you to welsh on the deal the second you drop a couple games (IE, after game two). At that point, I will deem you a coward and a fraud for all time.
3. The conditions of this duel are as follows.
1 minute timer
Wins are determined by 'beat x' dialog in the quad lobby, meaning disconnects = loss.
Any use of the multiply exploit, or the other exploits is a loss.
Any typing from you during the game, bitching, complaining, gg, etc, is a loss. The chat is to remain totally silent. If you cry after a defeat, it's a double loss. These conditions do not apply to me, since I don't really chat during games in any case.
It's a best of 7, so the first player to 4 wins is the victor.
So there you have it, if you want to challenge me, it'll be on my terms, which are clearly stated here.
"Take solace in the fact that if I had the ability to kill one person I knew from the internet, it would be you."