Best of Eleven - l0de vs. Rhox

[Rhox]

l0de, I'm calling you out. Clearly you think you are better than me. If you beat in in a Best of Eleven series, I will ask Jimmi to strip me of my lifetime membership and to ban my IP address. I will never play another game of Quadradius.

Since you dislike me so much, I don't see how you can refuse.

I would ask you when you're available, but since you're online all the fucking time I don't really have to.

[47]

hm.

pretty standard

[gizmo5013]

I fully and completely support this idea.

[Pavz]

Rhox, it doesn't matter. Even when you beat him, he's not going to shut up.

-Pavz

[robponce]

So its a Rhox ban vs. L0de ban bet?

[47]

actually... as i understand the bet.... l0de doesn't get banned if he loses.... only rhox's membership is at risk here.

that what makes the challenge so exciting and admirable of rhox. this is not an empty challenge.... rhox knows that l0de can't possibly refuse.

[Rhox]

I don't intend to shut him up completely, however once I beat him in a best of eleven he can never again say he's better than me. That's what I'm trying to prove. If it takes putting my Quadradius career on the line to prove my point, I'm willing to take the risk. I don't even want him to be banned when he loses. The satisfaction of wiping my ass with his torii is enough incentive for me.

Let's go l0de. Pick a time.

[Matteo]

The guy with +2000 posts and refers to this flash game as a "career" is calling another guy out for being online all the time??

[OncoByte]

.... rhox knows that l0de can't possibly refuse.

Of course he can refuse. Rhox wants to "prove" he's the better player. Lode wants to screw around and piss-off people like Rhox. How is it in Lode's interest to play Rhox?

Even if Rhox goes around saying that Lode refused to play him, Lode will continue to spout and push Rhox's buttons.

Ironically, the best way for Rhox to win (in the grand scheme of things) would be to lose to Lode so that he might find a better "career."

[The Learned Pig]

Droppin' Loads

[l0de]

This is why onco's my favorite quadder. But no matter how many times he insightfully explains the magic trick in the middle of the act, the jig is never up, because rhox's deep-seated insecurities defy all rational thought.

Since I'm the one challenged here, I'll make a few modifications to the proposed docket and we'll have ourselves a showdown.

1. I reject your "Ban my ip address, quit quadradius forever!" bullshit pledge, because changing an ip address is trivial, and you'd just register another account. If I wanted you banned from this site, I'd do it myself.

So if you lose, you must appear on webcam, nude, in a full-body shot with the word "DAYA" painted somehow on your chest, and then recite (either from memory, or by reading an off-camera script) a <1000 word admission of defeat which I will compose. The admission of defeat must be delivered verbatim, and the video must be delivered to me at 640x480 resolution, 15+ frames per second, in focus and without any clever blocking or masking of your shame. The audio must be clear and audible without significant background noise. You will sign a release form (which I will provide) which gives me all rights to said footage. To protect your identity, you may opt to place a paper bag over your head, so long as the word "LOSER" is visibly written on it, and a mouth hole is cut so it does not muffle the sound of your admission of defeat too badly.

It seems unfair that you should wager everything and I risk nothing, so I encourage you to devise stakes of your own, however I will probably not accept anything that forces me to reveal my identity in public (due to my association with certain groups as part of my radio programme). I'm sure you can come up with something interesting in any case.

2. Because it's so annoying to play you due to constant bitching and moaning, I will only play 7 games with you. I don't give a shit if you don't think this is enough to overcome the randomness inherent in QR, if you're so good you shouldn't be dropping any games at all.

I won't schedule them either, (This is my hobby, not a job), so it's your responsibility to sit in the lobby and wait for me. I play quite a bit of quadradius and almost never see you in the lobby, so you'll have to step it up. (I suggest playing guests and having another window open to monitor the lobby) As 47, or any of the other people who have played regularly with me know, I do not like to play a lot of games in a row, so you'll have to content yourself with losing once or twice a day. My opinion of your personal honor is pretty low, so I fully expect you to welsh on the deal the second you drop a couple games (IE, after game two). At that point, I will deem you a coward and a fraud for all time.

3. The conditions of this duel are as follows.

1 minute timer
Wins are determined by 'beat x' dialog in the quad lobby, meaning disconnects = loss.
Any use of the multiply exploit, or the other exploits is a loss.
Any typing from you during the game, bitching, complaining, gg, etc, is a loss. The chat is to remain totally silent. If you cry after a defeat, it's a double loss. These conditions do not apply to me, since I don't really chat during games in any case.
It's a best of 7, so the first player to 4 wins is the victor.

So there you have it, if you want to challenge me, it'll be on my terms, which are clearly stated here.

[l0de]

I should add here, before people get all hot and bothered "OMG SCARED TO PLAY ETC" that I will continue to stomp rhox anytime I see him in the lobby, regardless of any tournament or whatever. The fucker is never on.

[Handi]

I'm looking forward to this.

I'm glad that my series with sanzo revived the board a bit.

[l0de]

I'm looking forward to this.

I'm glad that my series with sanzo revived the board a bit.

Agreed 100%, if only you'd recorded them :\

[King_Gamer28]

The guy with +2000 posts and refers to this flash game as a "career" is calling another guy out for being online all the time??

Meh. I thought I'd point this out.

If you take into account how long he's been here/the date he registered, he's averaged less than 2 and a half posts a day. Which means he could conceivably show up every day and be here for less than 10 minutes and accumulate that many posts. If he got into any conversation with someone, those might have been more spread out. Just saying, the fact he had accumulated so many might be more disappointing if he registered, say, six months ago (which would have spiked his average posts per day to over 10).

And as far as "career" goes, I've called stupid things my "career", too, as have a large number of people I've known. Ex: "My eating career" I said once to someone to refer to the history of food I'd eaten. It doesn't mean he's making money off of it or treats it as part of his lifestyle.

Also, "Career", in this case, more closely refers to his status in playing the game. He's not referring to the game itself as his career, but rather his participation in it is being referenced as so. Insight tells us that, and we know that.

I have no interest in this fight/argument/challenge, other than its entertainment value. But I just thought I'd say that. It doesn't bother me personally at all, I just noticed that.