The first meal I had on arrival to the US was a McDonald's cheeseburger and a milkshake. That started the process. By the time I became a citizen I was mainlining the stuff like a native.
It's not as bad as it sounds. My track marks smell like strawberry!
Now I've returned to my roots - which means food is supposed to be grilled and if it's green, treat it with suspiscion.
Getting to know you...
by Rhox » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:54 pm
OncoByte wrote:The first meal I had on arrival to the US was a McDonald's cheeseburger and a milkshake. That started the process. By the time I became a citizen I was mainlining the stuff like a native.
It's not as bad as it sounds. My track marks smell like strawberry!
Now I've returned to my roots - which means food is supposed to be grilled and if it's green, treat it with suspiscion.
Hahaha. I love McDonalds.
"You changed your name to McLovin? Sounds like a sexy hamburger."
Oncobyte wrote:This is a luck containing game. We like that. The randomness means that you have a tremendous variety of options and almost every game you play is different than the last. The same strategy doesn't work every time. Sometimes, you will lose entirely because of bad luck. Play another "hand" of QR and get over it.
2007 - 1073-482, 69%
2008 - 477-269, 64%
2009 - 499-228, 69%
2010 - 514-233, 70%
2011 - 46-45, 51%
2012 - In progress
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by The Learned Pig » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:18 pm
Drunk as shit.
Jimmi, I need a venue t Bring Back Crazy Jim Buhdula anfd the Sweaty Midgets...
So hot that we ecven misse dthe fucking bus,. You turds will come bac tomoerrow with some new shit to fuck my game wide open.
Shut up Russian Mike you cesnoring twat... you can delete my rosy red asscheeks you commie fucker.
Your Grandmom came over
I made her suck my dick
She baked so,e eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking cupackes... they made me fucking sick
Your gradmom is a whoe cuz she fucked a lot of sailors
Jimmi, I need a venue t Bring Back Crazy Jim Buhdula anfd the Sweaty Midgets...
So hot that we ecven misse dthe fucking bus,. You turds will come bac tomoerrow with some new shit to fuck my game wide open.
Shut up Russian Mike you cesnoring twat... you can delete my rosy red asscheeks you commie fucker.
Your Grandmom came over
I made her suck my dick
She baked so,e eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking cupackes... they made me fucking sick
Your gradmom is a whoe cuz she fucked a lot of sailors
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.
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by Jimmi » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:32 pm
first, wouldn't this make more sense in the I am drunk post? not that you could clearly see the links at this point. (if only i installed the merge plug-in)
Second, if Russian Mike, Jack Luminous or I have to moderator a moderator... whats wrong with this scenario?
Next time, make the drunk section your browser homepage, so you can always find it when in dire need.
Second, if Russian Mike, Jack Luminous or I have to moderator a moderator... whats wrong with this scenario?
Next time, make the drunk section your browser homepage, so you can always find it when in dire need.
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by The Learned Pig » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:43 pm
Thank ye!
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.
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by Russian Mike » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:04 am
Last night your mom told me where you leave.
I will be there shortly to cut off your dick and stuff it up your ass exactly the way you like it.
I will be there shortly to cut off your dick and stuff it up your ass exactly the way you like it.
The enemy's gate is down!
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by The Learned Pig » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:56 am
Russian Mike wrote:Last night your mom told me where you leave.
I will be there shortly to cut off your dick and stuff it up your ass exactly the way you like it.
Oh good, she told you where I leave.. did she mention that I always leave your mom's house around the same time?
After I am done spraying your whore of a mother down with red hot diarrhea directly from my asshole (like how she likes it), she tends to claw at my swollen bung for more, more, more of the shitty goodness. But I am all tapped out.
She tried to cuddle, but fuck that... I am already halfway home ready to smoke a bowl and watch Sports Center... I have to wash my cock and balls first, though, because I if leave her decrepit, Russian juices on my skin I tend to break out.
So I guess the question really is: Will you be stopping by to cut my dick off BEFORE I give her her nightly hot chocolate facial courtesy of my anal cannon... OR will you will be arriving after our intimacy has commenced and you will be doing me the favor of slicing off my throbbing, itching member... maybe you can man up enough to do the right thing leave me an inch to piss with. but given your ancestors' savage background, I wont hold my breath.
Tell mom I said hi.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.
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by Jack_Luminous » Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:22 am
this is some next level hazing right here
also... this can not end well
also... this can not end well
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