Post a Random Question for our English Cousins

[Jack_Luminous]

1. Is there still an uproar about that Jane Goody broad slandering the Indian chick on Big Brother?

2. Thoughts on Morrissey and the Cure?

3. Ricky Gervais said in an interview that he preferred the American "Office" over his own show. Does that make you grind your teeth and curse the heavens, as much as I would imagine it would?

4. Do you take advantage of the relatively short travel time between your country and the others surrounding you?

5. Thoughts on the Scots?

6. You know how you pronounce words ending in an "a" with an "er" sound? I love that shit.

7. How does it feel to have the dominant global currency?

8. How bad do you want to bang the blonde chick from "Coupling"?

[driven2sin]

2. Thoughts on Morrissey and the Cure?

Do Brits really weep??

5. Thoughts on the Scots?

They trade good beer for good Scotch

7. How does it feel to have the dominant global currency?

I thought Afghanistan's The Opiate is stronger?

8. How bad do you want to bang the blonde chick from "Coupling"?

GIVE HER TO US NOW! we'll trade you Tom Cruise

[horseclaw]

you aren't british.

unless... lousy turncoat!

[Sinfrax]

1. Is there still an uproar about that Jane Goody broad slandering the Indian chick on Big Brother?
It bothered other people. I didn't care, she is a complete artard. She was actually one of the least racist people in there, it was mostly the others and it got passed onto her because she was the easiest target.
That and I don't watch Big Brother, because it's shit.


2. Thoughts on Morrissey and the Cure?
I like The Cure, I don't like Morrissey.


3. Ricky Gervais said in an interview that he preferred the American "Office" over his own show. Does that make you grind your teeth and curse the heavens, as much as I would imagine it would?
No, I quite like the american one. I see both of them as being on par with each other. Its all "EvenStephens" if you will. (A-HaHa-HoHo) I believe Jon Stewart once said "Steve Carell will take over the planet". I believe this to be true. (Yes, I really like the Daily Show).


4. Do you take advantage of the relatively short travel time between your country and the others surrounding you?
Only when i'm visiting one. I live in the south east so I can get to France in about an hour if I so wish... However, why would I want to. The only places I want to go are Japan, Canada, America(again), South Korea and possibly Thailand (muay thai rules)... But out of them I only really care about Japan.


5. Thoughts on the Scots?
Awesome whisky, funny accent. I almost got into a fight with two of them a few weeks back because they kept hassling a friend of mine for her phone number, good times.


6. You know how you pronounce words ending in an "a" with an "er" sound? I love that shit.
1. Thats a rhetorical question.
2. I have no idea what you are on about.


7. How does it feel to have the dominant global currency?
1 GBP to 1.96808 USD... It feels fucking great.
This is why we didn't want fucking euros.


8. How bad do you want to bang the blonde chick from "Coupling"?
Go watch Green Wing and Smack The Pony... And "The worst week of my life"

8. How bad do you want to bang the blonde chick from "Coupling"?

GIVE HER TO US NOW! we'll trade you Tom Cruise

WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT TOM CRUISE?!?!

[horseclaw]

i can't understand why tom cruise would even want tom cruise.

i totally agree about the office. they are both great. the american pam is way hot in the new will farrell movie... sorry that was off topic.

[eli]

Here's a question for our British friends:

How come you hold your leaders accountable when they drag your people into an unpopular war? Don't you know that means you hate freedom?

[Sinfrax]

Here's a question for our British friends:

How come you hold your leaders accountable when they drag your people into an unpopular war? Don't you know that means you hate freedom?

Yes, we hate freedom. And we love emboldening terrorists.
All because we would rather not have a load of our soldiers die in your war.

[Jack_Luminous]

i think you're missing the sarcasm in eli's post

[Jack_Luminous]

or i'm missing the sarcasm in yours

[Sinfrax]

or i'm missing the sarcasm in yours

There ya go.

[GeeB]

1 Haven't watched BB for a couple of years, ever since it became a repository for fame-hungry, retarded chavs. And there are many more important examples of racism around in this country - including a Prime Minister who has managed, through insidious use of polemic and propaganda, to make everyone who wears a veil or turban a suspected 'Terrorist', thus giving the retarded chavs another excuse for unprovoked violence and abuse. As if they needed one. Sadly our populace seems to be about 80% retarded chavs nowadays. We used to be so disdainful of your Trailer Trash when Mr Springer would air their antics - now we have our very own. Sigh!

2 Are they still alive? I had a friend who was a Morrissey fan - he was also a depressive and used to cut up dolls then adorn them with sequins. Wonder if there was a correlation. Hmmmm

3 Ricky Gervais? Can't be doing with him. Can't abide humour that is founded on loathing and spite. You're welcome to him. Give him a pair of concrete wellies and a close-up view of the Hudson from me.

4 Probably not enough. Though I used to prefer spending longer travelling in order to visit our American Chums. Till all this stupidity at airports came in. Now I sit at home and witter in curmudgeonly fashion.

5 Born in Edinburgh to a Scottish father so, of course, they're faaaaablus! And you've never lived till you've tried a deep-fried cream egg! Tatties & neeps! Mmmmmmmm!

6 eh?

7 erm.... 's alright I suppose. Though I'm a Euro fan. This is the 21st century. We have no Empire. We're reviled throughout most of the world. We may as well at least try to show willing and join in.

8 Never watched it. Gay. Don't

[Jack_Luminous]

Nice, I had no idea you were British Geeb

We used to be so disdainful of your Trailer Trash when Mr Springer would air their antics - now we have our very own. Sigh!

I was wondering if one of you was going to say this.

Born in Edinburgh huh? Awesome. I love it over there. My wife got a scholarship to the University for 9 months. I visited twice. She got a flat right down the street from Holyrood Palace, and Arthur's Seat. I loved the smell of the distillery in the morning. Never had a deep fried cream egg while we were there, but the wife had Haggis. It had to be drowned in whiskey in order for it to go down.


also, i love how none of you guys now what im talking about when it comes to the "a"= "er" sound.... ill have to get some audio clips as proof.

[GeeB]

Oh, vvv British - Scottish father, born of Welsh woman lived in England for years.
Sadly 'tis not a thing to be terribly proud of nowadays.

[The Learned Pig]

Tatties & neeps! Mmmmmmmm!

Nice.

[Sinfrax]

Sadly our populace seems to be about 80% retarded chavs nowadays.

Lucky, where I live it's more like 95% Thats why I only ever go to Canterbury, it's nice there and I can't be bothered to deal with the cunts in the town where I live.

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