Best of Eleven - l0de vs. Rhox

[Rhox]

I was on from around 11 o'clock til about 5.

[robponce]

I was on from around 11 o'clock til about 5.

He was. I spanked him

[Pavz]

He was. I spanked him

Yeah, but did you guys play QR at all?

-Pavz

[Rhox]

Hey l0de, seeing as you are down two games to nil, I will offer you this one time opportunity to expand the series to my originally desired 11 games. If you think you can beat me four times before I beat you twice, we can stick to your request of 7 games. If you are feeling a little nervous (and hey, I wouldn't blame you), we can play Best of 11 like a real series should be.

[Rhox]

And P.S....

Kobe > Shaq

[King_Gamer28]

He was. I spanked him

Yeah, but did you guys play QR at all?

-Pavz

That was an excellent quote right there.

[Rhox]

2-1. Good game 3.

[l0de]

Shaq ATTACK

[l0de]

I'm working in the field today and doing a show tonight so I won't be on. Will probably be around in the afternoon sat

[Matteo]

doing a show tonight so I won't be on.

Where? I'd be happy to watch you squirt ping pong balls from your vag.

[robponce]

He was. I spanked him

Yeah, but did you guys play QR at all?

-Pavz

You're gonna get the Pig all hot and bothered with comments like that.

[Zero]

Snore

What I think would be more interesting then Rhox vs. l0de in Quadradius would by TLP vs. l0de on the Quadboard...

[Rhox]

Yawn

[TheThrill]

This is why onco's my favorite quadder. But no matter how many times he insightfully explains the magic trick in the middle of the act, the jig is never up, because rhox's deep-seated insecurities defy all rational thought.

Since I'm the one challenged here, I'll make a few modifications to the proposed docket and we'll have ourselves a showdown.

1. I reject your "Ban my ip address, quit quadradius forever!" bullshit pledge, because changing an ip address is trivial, and you'd just register another account. If I wanted you banned from this site, I'd do it myself.

So if you lose, you must appear on webcam, nude, in a full-body shot with the word "DAYA" painted somehow on your chest, and then recite (either from memory, or by reading an off-camera script) a <1000 word admission of defeat which I will compose. The admission of defeat must be delivered verbatim, and the video must be delivered to me at 640x480 resolution, 15+ frames per second, in focus and without any clever blocking or masking of your shame. The audio must be clear and audible without significant background noise. You will sign a release form (which I will provide) which gives me all rights to said footage. To protect your identity, you may opt to place a paper bag over your head, so long as the word "LOSER" is visibly written on it, and a mouth hole is cut so it does not muffle the sound of your admission of defeat too badly.

It seems unfair that you should wager everything and I risk nothing, so I encourage you to devise stakes of your own, however I will probably not accept anything that forces me to reveal my identity in public (due to my association with certain groups as part of my radio programme). I'm sure you can come up with something interesting in any case.

2. Because it's so annoying to play you due to constant bitching and moaning, I will only play 7 games with you. I don't give a shit if you don't think this is enough to overcome the randomness inherent in QR, if you're so good you shouldn't be dropping any games at all.

I won't schedule them either, (This is my hobby, not a job), so it's your responsibility to sit in the lobby and wait for me. I play quite a bit of quadradius and almost never see you in the lobby, so you'll have to step it up. (I suggest playing guests and having another window open to monitor the lobby) As 47, or any of the other people who have played regularly with me know, I do not like to play a lot of games in a row, so you'll have to content yourself with losing once or twice a day. My opinion of your personal honor is pretty low, so I fully expect you to welsh on the deal the second you drop a couple games (IE, after game two). At that point, I will deem you a coward and a fraud for all time.

3. The conditions of this duel are as follows.

1 minute timer
Wins are determined by 'beat x' dialog in the quad lobby, meaning disconnects = loss.
Any use of the multiply exploit, or the other exploits is a loss.
Any typing from you during the game, bitching, complaining, gg, etc, is a loss. The chat is to remain totally silent. If you cry after a defeat, it's a double loss. These conditions do not apply to me, since I don't really chat during games in any case.
It's a best of 7, so the first player to 4 wins is the victor.

So there you have it, if you want to challenge me, it'll be on my terms, which are clearly stated here.

lol

[Rhox]

The fucker is never on.