I was once going to create this EXACT same thread... but instead of links to my corndog blog or whatever the shit, it was just going to be a series of animated gifs of my dick, balls, and ass... undulating, of course, within Pavz's Mom's, Dad's, pets', soft openings.
Just showing off my game. Maybe some YouTube clips of me just spraying Pavz's lady friends down with the hot juices. Y'know... no drama. Just kickin' it... but that level that ONLY The Learned Pig can offer.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will like it.