Post a Random Question for our English Cousins

[driven2sin]

1. Why do you hate hockey? Its not like you have teeth worth keeping :X

2. What IS the story in Balamory?

3. Why do you have crappy food? Are the meat and veggies in haggis so bad that you have to hide it in sheep intestines??? if so just fry it up and call it scrapple....

4. How true is this link?
http://www.lingolex.com/cc/foods.htm

5. Seriously, take some vitamins, maybe one of you will win Wimbledon again!

[Sinfrax]

1. Why do you hate hockey? Its not like you have teeth worth keeping :X
I FUCKING LOVE HOCKEY!! Both ice and "field". I know someone that is a ice hockey golie (actually, I know someone else that used to be a golie for england as well). I have been trying to find a place near me that does Ice Hockey because I used to play street and field hockey... But I kept hurting people... So I figure I would enjoy it on the ice.


2. What IS the story in Balamory?
I have NO idea! I've never bothered watching it, it looks crap.


3. Why do you have crappy food? Are the meat and veggies in haggis so bad that you have to hide it in sheep intestines??? if so just fry it up and call it scrapple....
I don't really find the idea of haggis fun. I only really eat once a day. It's usually a stir fry of lamb. Today I had a barbeque though.


4. How true is this link?
http://www.lingolex.com/cc/foods.htm
This link is mostly bollocks.

The author of this text is English although he doesn't spend much time in Britain.

LIES!!! The guy has go no idea!
If I can be bothered to have Breakfast I will have bacon.
Lunch depends on where I am, if i'm out I will grab a burger king or something (KFC!! WOO). If i'm at home I will probably forget.
Dinner is, as stated previously, usually lamb. Though a roast is always fun. I can cook really well, but I hate most food. So I generally cook if its for other people. I am, for the most part, carnivorous.
The only things I eat that aren't meat are bread and of course,

Though there are exceptions.

5. Seriously, take some vitamins, maybe one of you will win Wimbledon again!
Tennis is a bit gay, Squash is awesome.

Thanks for the questions, this is actually quite fun.

[The Learned Pig]

Dude... you played field hockey? How'd you look in the skirt?

[Sinfrax]

I knew that would come up. And I knew it would be tLP that said it.

Just because most of you lot in Americaland prefer to play a pussy version of Rugby. Seriously, take off the fucking padding you fucking wusses.
When I played hockey it was brutal and rules were a bit more lax. Similar to Lacrosse. Once I played one* of my nemeses and ended up getting cracked round the head with the hockey stick.
I've played most sports, the only one I haven't been able to have a proper go at is Ice Hockey, hence, I want to play it.

How'd you look in the skirt?

As it turns out, pretty damned good.


*Yes, I have more than one.

[driven2sin]

oh no the little Jewish kid is surrounded by WASP bullies again!!!

[Jack_Luminous]

The Beatles or The Kinks?

Do you view the Royal Family as irrelevant and obsolete?

Does the occasional French hip-hop video make its way over there? Ive never seen anything more absurd.

Do you guys live near that Tesco that allows naked shopping after midnight? If so, ever partake?

Do you have a subscription to Bizarre Magazine? If not, you seriously should.

[GeeB]

[/quote]Tennis is a bit gay....[/quote]

??? Never seen the appeal myself. Rugby, now? Or Australian Rules Football? Baseball? Now you're talking.
Hmmmmmmnyeees

[GeeB]

1 Showaddywaddy

2 Who? Oh, them? Of course not! Who's image else would we use to adorn our crockery and tea-towels? I have a rather charming, and quite, quite rare, spode tea-service with each piece fashioned in the likeness of a different Royal. And a super Prince Charles sex toy - you simply hold onto the ears and.....

3 No. We have what we call The English Channel, built in February 1607 by children press-ganged from Cornwall specifically to keep all things Gallic from tainting our glorious Isle. Sadly, as was wont to happen, a few of said children escaped and burrowed themselves below ground, spawning a new troglodytian race that existed, undisturbed, for hundreds of years emerging only to forage, and surviving on a rather potent brew extracted from turnip roots. Until one year when one over-intoxicated soul emerged from a hidden burrow on the Common of Wimbledon to snaffle Things That The Everyday Folks Leave Behind and was captured on film by Aunty Beeb of the B B of C. Further investigations lead to the discovery of their extensive sub-channel burrows which some bright spark saw fit to turn into a tunnel, thus relinquishing our sovereign solitude. Now we regularly eat croissants and find ourselves humming an Aznavour ditty as we go about our daily routines. Oh well. C'est La Vile.
And what became of the Wombles, as Aunty dubbed them? Oh, the Great British Public soon tired of their wombling free and consigned them to the dustbin of TV History along with The Clangers, Pogles Wood and The Double Deckers. One spin-off group was adopted by distant Royal Relative Ken Dodd who put them to work in the Butty Mines and they were never heard of again.

4 No. How very, very dare you?

5 Who needs to read about it in a magasine (I think you'll find it's spelled with an 's', my good man - there's that French influence again, dammit!)? We have the sweating hoards of retarded chavs to entertain us. Oh, how they make us laugh. The humour one can extract from a top-floor flat and an air-rifle. Lawks and lummee guv'nor!

[Sinfrax]

The Beatles or The Kinks?
Kinks for the motherfucking win! I only like one Beatles song so there isn't really a choice in this instance, but I actually really like the kinks.


Do you view the Royal Family as irrelevant and obsolete?
I see them as irrelevant... Untill I watch something with Al Murray in it, dudes fucking awesome. He had a pilot for a show in Americaland called "Union Jackass" I don't know if it got picked up though.


Does the occasional French hip-hop video make its way over there? Ive never seen anything more absurd.
The only french hippedy hop i've heard is either in parkour videos or possibly a bit in Banlieue 13.


Do you guys live near that Tesco that allows naked shopping after midnight? If so, ever partake?
I live quite near a Tesco. However, I can't say I have ever taken part in naked shopping. They have security and I think I would get thrown out. However, once I saw a load of people shopping dressed like characters from Resident Evil. It's very surreal.


Do you have a subscription to Bizarre Magazine? If not, you seriously should.
No, but I should it's awesome and I sometimes hit the website.
Look at this shit!

Rugby ... Baseball?

YES. Rugby is awesome. I used to play baseball a bit but not much anymore, I suck at pitching though, I prefer to hit things.

retarded chavs

This country is called Great Britain, it would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like them, pulling the average down.

[Jack_Luminous]

nice

[Pavz]

Tennis is a bit gay....[/quote]

??? Never seen the appeal myself. Rugby, now? Or Australian Rules Football? Baseball? Now you're talking.
Hmmmmmmnyeees[/quote]

Did you really just call baseball a man's sport in comparision with Rugby? Ugh. Baseball. Awful. Where you can be fat and out of shape (see: David Ortiz) and still be considered an athlete. You are wrong, sir. WRONG. Also, yay steroids.

retarded chavs

This country is called Great Britain, it would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like them, pulling the average down.

This may or may not be the funniest single line on the quadboard.

-Pavz[/img]

[GeeB]

Did you really just call baseball a man's sport in comparision with Rugby?

No. I said Baseball has gay appeal. As does Rugby and Aussie Rules.
But not tennis. Ugh!

[Sinfrax]

retarded chavs

This country is called Great Britain, it would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like them, pulling the average down.

This may or may not be the funniest single line on the quadboard.

-Pavz

Pavz, speaker of truths.

[horseclaw]

what is the one beatles song that you like?

[lloyd]

1. Are there really gypsies?

2. If you answered yes to question 1, are they similar, and do they talk like the ones in the movie Snatch?

3. Did you like the movie Trainspotting?